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" College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.” "

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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

50shadezofcarter:

Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

placatory:

when the person you like starts dating someone else

image

" You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you. "

- One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via firecannotkillabadwolf)
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